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Beef and Dairy Network Episode 47

In a world where meat was banned, Slash Beef is the only man to stand up the the state.


In episode 22, Slash Beef appears.

In episode 24, Slash Beef swings in to save the day.

In episode 26, we discover Slash Beef's regular identity has glasses, and he proclaims his love to Patty.

In episode 27, Slash Beef needs to renew his drivers licence and we learn his real name.

Spoilers:

David Fungersson


In episode 28, Slash Beef repeats his name

In episode 31, Slash Beef is captured, and it is revealed he wears a cape with the words "Slash Beef" printed on it.

In episode 32, Slash Beef has been imprisoned for 3 weeks.

In episode 33, we meet Slash Donate, an unknown hero in a world where Maximum Fun podcasts are supported by their listeners. If he is a copycat or relative of Slash Beef, we may never know.

In episode 34, Slash Beef attempts a rescue but is gunned down.

In episode 35, Slash Beef gets married to Patty Weirdvoice, and we discover Slash Beef's middle name


In episode 36, we hear a Slash Beef remix.

In episode 37, Slash Beef attempts a rescue, but it is a ruse by Patty.

Spoilers:

Patty calls Slash Beef 'Eric'. Perhaps a nickname?


In episode 38, Slash Beef becomes a father to Glenjamin.

In episode 39, Patty has been kidnapped, and Slash Beef comes to the rescue. However, this leaves Glenjamin home alone.

In episode 41, Slash Beef attempts a rescue but learns of a possible rival - Beefy Boy.

In episode 43, it is Slash Beef's birthday and despite his protests goes to Hawaii.

In episode 44, Slash Beef gets a haircut, but needs reassurances that it will not remove his powers. To his horror, the hairdresser has not heard of him.

In episode 45, Slash Donate returns and helps a generous person to donate, and describes how his dreams are haunted by The Beef and Dairy Network

In episode 47, Patty left Slash Beef a casserole to eat, and Slash Beef has to explain that he's lied about liking it in the past and that she puts too much dill in it.

In episode 48, Mr and Mrs Beef are called into school to discuss Glenjamin's school progress. Glenjamin has not been concentrating on lessons and instead constantly draws a man wearing a beef cape being horribly violent to the police.

In episode 49, Slash Beef asks Patty to go dancing to get a break from Glenjamin and, clearly exhausted, blurts out that he "can't do this anymore".

In episode 51, Patty has her family meat stolen, and Slash Beef comes to save the day, despite his unnamed enemy claiming he is "tied up". Slash Beef revealed that he survived the laser beam creeping towards his genitals by wearing a mirrored codpiece (from Asda). Quentin Maplethorpe from Social Services interrupts as baby Glenjamin was left alone at home and brands them neglectful parents. He was willing to give them one last chance until he spots Slash Beef's codpiece and decides to take Glenjamin away.

In episode 52, Glenjamin is back with his parents after the mishap with the codpiece, but they soon notice it is not Glenjamin, but a different baby!

In episode 53 Slash Beef has been searching for Glenjamin for 48 hours, and adopts an old bag of salad that he hopes to love as much as Glenjamin one day.

In episode 55 Patty tells Slash Beef she is pregnant (to replace Glenjamin), but Slash Beef believes the bag of salad contains the soul of Glenjamin. Patty worries for Slash Beef's health.

In episode 56 Patty has given birth to their second baby boy/beef. Slash Beef names him Svenjamin and announced his love for him, but says it doesn't mean he doesn't still miss Glenjamin.

In episode 64, Slash Beef confronts some beef thieves who proceed to insult his name and cape

In episode 72, a couple discover their family meat has been stolen. Elsewhere, in a dark alleyway, Slash Beef tries to save Patty from a meat-mugging. However, the mugger isn't scared of Slash Beef and shoots Patty with a laser. With no cell phone, Slash Beef cannot call for help, and it is Patty's dying wish to get Glenjamin back from the government. Desperate, Slash Beef rings an old friend, Gravy, who is reluctant to go with Slash Beef to the Imperial Palace, but offers some information - a man with a cat's head for a head and cat's heads for arms brought a box to Gravy/Cedric containing the final Paradox Crystal. This crystal would allow Slash Beef to summon the members of the Beef Squad. Gravy mails the crystal to Slash Beef and, after collecting it from the depot, places it in the Enigma Crown and the Beef Squad members appear - Pork Knuckle, The Bacon Brothers, Prosciutto Pete, Mrs Mince, Sausage, Hotel Breakfast, Duck Bastard, and Goat Boy. Under the cover of night, they enter the Imperial Palace (which is strangely unguarded) and encounter The Patriarchy. Guards appear and shoots the Beef Squad whilst The Patriarchy mocks them and reveals it was all a trap to gather the Beef Squad in one place whilst the remaining family meat is stolen. All the member of the Beef Squad except Slash Beef are killed, and Slash Beef begs to see Glenjamin. Glenjamin is brought out - an 11 feet tall baby with a dolphin's head and dorsal fin! The Patriarchy has been injecting Glenjamin with various animal hormones over the last 6 months and is capable of eating a medium sized human man. Gravy swings in, but is quickly torn in half by Glenjamin. Slash Beef tries to reach Glenjamin but The Patriarchy says it wont work and that Slash Beef will end up just like his mother (who had an accident at the beef canning factory and was canned into 127 individual cans). As Glenjamin prepares to strike with a no-doubt mortal blow, Slash Beef begins to sing the Baby Beef lullaby. Glenjamin stops and sings along with his dorsal fin before turning on The Patriarchy and letting out a supersonic scream, exploding The Patriarchy's head. In the following days, Slash Beef returns all the family meat. Glenjamin is restored to a fully human form and now owns one of the biggest carpet stores in the city - Baby Beef Carpets.

Spoilers:

Slash Beef collects the parcel under the name 'Eric Fungersson' and is called Eric by multiple people. His driver's license from episode 27 must be a false name, outdated, or just incorrect.

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