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April 06, 2022 Post a Comment

"Real-Time Fandub Games" Sonic Adventure 2 (Dark Story + Final Story) (TV Episode 2018) Poster

Quotes

Dr. Eggman : I've come up to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bowwow-donkey motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out...

Little Girl : Mommy?

Dr. Eggman : -and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS Large", and I said "That's disgusting!" So I'm making a callout postal service on my Twitter dot com. Shadow the Hedgehog, y'all got a small dick! It'due south the size of this walnut except WAY smaller! And estimate what? Here'due south what my dong looks similar!

[Eggman makes explosion noises as the Eclipse Cannon is revealed]

Dr. Eggman : That'due south right, infant! All points, no quills, no pillows, wait at that, it looks like 2 balls and a bell!

[the rest of the dubbers are dying with laughter]

Dr. Eggman : He fucked my married woman, so approximate what, I'chiliad gonna fuck the World!

[the Eclipse Cannon fires]

Dr. Eggman : That'southward right, this is what you get, my SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'chiliad non gonna piss on the Earth, I'chiliad gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOON!

[the laser hits the moon]

Dr. Eggman : HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, Y'all IDIOT!

[the dubbers go on to laugh as the camera pans up to a countdown clock on the jumbo-tron]

Dr. Eggman : You take 23 hours before the piss DRRRROPLLLETS striking the fucking Earth! Now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you likewise!
Dr. Eggman : [Shadow has just defeated 1 of GUN'due south robots] Wow! I'k gonna have to use that to get into your social security accoooouunt!

[speaking quickly]

Dr. Eggman : Shadow the Hedgehog, please join me by my side and nosotros shall, uh, dominion the World together, ho ha ha! You can stand up past me, Dr. Eggman, even though my BODY used to be a regular shape!

Shadow the Hedgehog : Yeah, well, no. Y'all're fat.

[awkward pause]

Shadow the Hedgehog : Lol. Get rekt, yous, fat scrub human. I'yard gonna become fuck your wife at present.

Dr. Eggman : WHAT? Yous'RE NOT ALLOWED, to fuck my wife!

[Shadow walks away]

Dr. Eggman : SHADOW! Come back here right now! Shadow! What the fuck?

[cut to blackness as the other dubbers crack up]
Dr. Eggman : [walking into his pyramid lair] Y'all didn't think I had legs, did ya? I'm like Gru except I'm the 1 before Gru. I'm... Eggru. Oo-wah! Gottem!

[walks up to computer]

Dr. Eggman : Now, to try to log on to my Twitter account again. Let's encounter if this computer works...

[sighs]

Dr. Eggman : "E"... "Yard"... "G"...

Estimator : Welcome to Twitter.com.

Dr. Eggman : [gasps] Martha, what have you been tweeting most... WHAT THE FUCK? IS THAT SHADOW'S DICK?

[cutting to Shadow on the screen every bit someone laughs]

Shadow the Hedgehog : I fucked your wife!
Dr. Eggman : [Eggman arrives on the ARK in his mech]

[singing]

Dr. Eggman : All around me are familiar Eggmans, worn out Eggmans, worn out Eggmans... Run and...

[sees the ARK looks like to Iron Gate]

Dr. Eggman : I'K BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN! OH MY GOD, I'Yard Then Sick!

Robot : Please stop, ouch.
Shadow the Hedgehog : [Shadow is in the ARK control room] I've learned so much from his Twitter... I approximate at that place's only 1 thing to exercise at present.

[suddenly, Eggman arrives and hops out of his mech]

Dr. Eggman : I told you not to fuck my wife!

Shadow the Hedgehog : And I did anyway! Whatcha' gonna do, bitch? As you lot can encounter, Twitter went through a bunch of updates. This i is the one that makes me go away from yo' bitch ass.

Dr. Eggman : I'thousand going to kill yous...

[long break]

Dr. Eggman : ... and then kill y'all again.

[laughter]

Shadow the Hedgehog : Anyhow, now that I have this Emerald, I'm gonna put information technology Correct IN THERE!

[throws it into the Eclipse Cannon]

Computer : DRAMA DETECTED! BLOCKING ACCOUNT!

Dr. Eggman : My follower base!

Shadow the Hedgehog : And yet they yet can't figure out how to get Nazis off their site.

Dr. Eggman : You son of a bitch. I'k gonna log into your Twitter and I'm gonna tell everyone what you said.

Shadow the Hedgehog : Go ahead, I accept fifty alternate accounts. My finger's right on summit of the delete button, Eggman. What are you gonna do to stop me? With your long toothpick legs?

Dr. Eggman : [evil express joy] You fool, I have seventy Culling ACCOUNTS!

[the other dubbers express mirth]

Dr. Eggman : YOU Will NEVER KNOW MY Primary!
Dr. Eggman : [Eggman, Shadow, and Rouge are meeting in the jungle, every bit the camera zooms in on Eggman] Alright, since Team FurAffinity fucked my married woman, I'grand going to accept to take you both exist a part of my team. Why is the camera zooming in?

Rouge the Bat : I hateful, I guess that'southward fine, as long every bit I become my weed dorsum, I don't actually care.

Shadow the Hedgehog : I don't have a grapheme motive.

Dr. Eggman : Listen! You lot're going to explore this island, you're going to find Sonic! He has all the weed that you need! The ganja, that Mary Jane, marij-a-mij! All in his pockets! He is your local drug dealer, and I'm going to blow up the island! Now become expect for Sonic, and bustle up, yous... fucking... cuckhogs.
Dr. Eggman : She fuckin- he fuckin- she- they fucked my wife! The animals fucked my wife! Then everybody fucking left because the ship was gonna be destroyed. She was able to escape because I designed a robot that would be able to pleasure her in such an intense way that I would be able to finally fuck her! Merely it didn't happen! Considering and so she decided to get a furry fucker and fucked the whole Sonic the Hedgehog and Shadow Team, which didn't even fuckin affair because and so it went into a new ark AND So SHE FUCKED THE WORLD. THE Globe WAS HER NEXT TARGET, Because HER JUSSY WAS Non PLEASED ENOUGH. And so SHE HAD TO HO HERSELF OUT AND Be THE BIGGEST THHRRRRROT THAT YOU'VE EVER SEEN. THE WORLD. IS GOING TO Exist DESTROYED. RIGHT At present. I'Grand LOGGING OFF.

Rouge the Bat : Y'all shouldn't talk to your wife that way!

Dr. Eggman : I don't requite a FLYING FUCK, that bitch can fuck off, I've divorced her ass three hours ago! I'chiliad And so Ill, my body is doing THINGS - THAT THING! And you over there, SHUT Upwards. And yous, take off my pants! Y'all WANNA SEE SOME - WEIRD SHIT?

Miles 'Tails' Prower : Eggman, you need to calm downwards!

Dr. Eggman : I'Grand-I'MMMMM TIRED OF BEIN' CALM ALL THE GODDAMN Fourth dimension! I WANNA LIVE MY LIFE! AND Y'all! You lot, You, YOU. I'M SO Ill OF YOU.

Rouge the Bat : Information technology looks like we won, everybody. We... broke him, finally.
Dr. Eggman : [Eggman is rampaging through Iron Gate in his mech] It's been seventeen days!

[laughter]

Dr. Eggman : I'm still trying to get out of here!

Robot : Please, stop.

Dr. Eggman : Oh my God, if you say "please, stop" one more fourth dimension, I'k going to piss my own ass! Get out of my way!

Robot : Please, finish.

[Eggman continues firing]

Robot : Ouch ouch ouch.

[the screen fades to blackness, then fades back in every bit Eggman continues his assail, rambling to himself]

Robot : Please, stop. Ouch.

Dr. Eggman : The robots are becoming more sentient! They started to know my name!

Robot : Delight end, Ivo.

[laughter]

Dr. Eggman : HOW DID You lot KNOW MY Centre NAME?

[laughter continues]

Robot : I remember, everything.

Dr. Eggman : Iii YEARS! I've been in hither for 3 YEARS!
Rouge the Bat : [Rouge has only fabricated her archway on the ARK] Hey bitches, what's up? Eggman, I found your weed supplier through your Twitter account, thanks human being.

Dr. Eggman : I told you, I take alternatives!

Rouge the Bat : Anyhow, I also saw that, uh, this- this guy over here fucked your wife. That's pr- that sucks a lot, dude. You must be, uh, pretty, uh, shaken upwardly about that.

Dr. Eggman : How do you think I feel being CUCKED by a HEDGEHOG?

Rouge the Bat : Well, it might upset y'all to know that I also fucked your married woman.

[pulls out Chaos Emerald]

Dr. Eggman : AND SHE HAD A DIAMOND IN HER VAGINA?

[laughter]

Shadow the Hedgehog : Good task.
Dr. Eggman : WHO POSTED MY NUDES ON TWITTER DOT COM?

[laughter]

Dr. Eggman : Oh no! Oh no, they put it all the way on the fucking islands, now everyone'due south gonna know about my secret egg dick!

[Shadow tries to walk away]

Dr. Eggman : Where do you think you're going, cucker?

Shadow the Hedgehog : I don't talk to people whose dicks are less than 3 inches.

Dr. Eggman : Listen to me, motherfucker! I know nearly yours, considering I crea- I hateful...

[calmly]

Dr. Eggman : Listen, yous don't demand to talk about my dick similar that. Listen, I merely take pride in my egg-shaped dick, okay?

[gets into his mech and walks off]

Dr. Eggman : Now I'm gonna go leave, 'cause... my dick is actually the nose of this fucking machine. Please behave yourself.
Shadow the Hedgehog : [Eggman has just freed Shadow] Then... birthed from, the critical pillar. And from... uh, Robotnik's Twitter account... I'thousand Hot Topic.

Dr. Eggman : [laughs] Who is this carmine-striped moha'? Why you got hot sauce on yo' caput, cuz?

Shadow the Hedgehog : I put hot sauce on everything, from Twinkies to milk! It's what I do! Equally the ultimate life course.

Dr. Eggman : Well honey, your mascara'southward on fleek, we gotta become the fuck out of here, though, considering, uh, the building's gonna explode.

[the camera cuts to Shadow's hover shoes]

Dr. Eggman : Crimson STRIPES? JET BOOTS? OH MY GOD!

Shadow the Hedgehog : Don't worry, I tin fly. This won't be brought upward ever once more.
Shadow the Hedgehog : [Team Dark has arrived at the harbor] Ah, summertime break. A fourth dimension for leisure-

[Amy suddenly sneaks upwardly backside Shadow and hugs him]

Amy Rose : A time for rela- Oh, wha, wha, a Human?

[stifled laughter]

Amy Rose : Hello there, big male child! What're you doin' on this little quondam aircraft...

[Eggman suddenly turns around equally Amy lets out a shriek]

Dr. Eggman : Oh, Amy! Amy, what are you doing hither?

Amy Rose : Uh, nothing! I... was... goodbye!

[runs off]

Dr. Eggman : Get outta here, you thot-donkey bowwow, you all the same owe me a hundred dollars!

[turns back to Shadow and Rouge]

Dr. Eggman : Anyway, we need to go!

[cut to Amy continuing at the edge of the harbor]

Amy Rose : Should I leap? Yes!

Dr. Eggman : [walks up to her] Yeah, you're gonna, jump, bitch! Walk the plank! You become out of yar-har-me-

[Tails suddenly drops out of the sky in his mech]

Amy Rose : Mom?

Miles 'Tails' Prower : Hey, Eggman! Hey, Amy!

Amy Rose : Are you lot my mom?

Miles 'Tails' Prower : No. What... the fuck?
Dr. Eggman : [Eggman is awkwardly stumbling around the ARK] Ugh God... UGH, what the fuck happened final nighttime? What- what happened?

Shadow the Hedgehog : Yous pissed on the moon, Eggman.

Rouge the Bat : We're really worried about you, this is an intervention. We're hither to help you lot.

Dr. Eggman : [slurred] What are you talking virtually? I didn't piss on the moon...

Shadow the Hedgehog : When yous piss on the moon, look at the moon, it's in half now that you pissed on it! I'yard telling you lot, this has been a problem for a long time.

Dr. Eggman : I did nothing, su-

[stammers]

Dr. Eggman : I woke upward, and...

Rouge the Bat : Y'all did, you pissed on it!

Shadow the Hedgehog : Listen, nosotros're doing this considering we care about y'all and your married woman.

Rouge the Bat : Yeah, you pissed on her and and then you cursed out Obama, it was, like, really bizarre.

Dr. Eggman : Obama is a... strong figure to the- America, I would never say such a affair! No way!
Biolizard : Y'all shall revel in nix merely destruction. Shadow could've been a true beast - and NOW Yous SHALL Die!

Ryan : That'due south really the story.

[pause]

Alfred : Is it?
Biolizard : I have a question for both of y'all...

Sonic the Hedgehog : What's up?

Biolizard : If I gave Shadow... xv apples... and so Amy gave Shadow SIXTEEEEEN... and Tails took away three... my question is... what'southward the total mass of the sun?

Shadow the Hedgehog : Equally Obama told me, it's iii!

[Shadow lands the final accident on the Biolizard]

Biolizard : YOU FIGURED It OOOOOOOOOOOOoooooouuuuuuuuuuu...!
Dr. Eggman : There goes Hawaii, Oh there at that place goes Hawaii, In that location goes Hawaii, The island is gone. In that location goes Hawai...
Dr. Eggman : WHO POSTED MY NUDES ON TWITTER.COM? Oh no, oh no they put it all the way on the fucking islands! Now's everyone gonna know near my secret egg-dick!

[Shadow starts walking abroad from him]

Dr. Eggman : Where do you think yous're going, cucker?

Shadow the Hedgehog : I don't talk to people whose dicks are less than 3 inches.

Dr. Eggman : Listen to me, motherfucker! I know about yours cause I crea- I mean listen, we don't need to talk nearly my dick like that, mind, I but take pride in my egg-shaped dick, okay? Now I'thousand gonna go leave because... my dick is actually the nose of this fucking machine.